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From Chicken Yoghurt:

Remember this story in The Sun from earlier in the year?

Fears grew last night that hate-filled Islamic extremists are drawing up a “hit list” of Britain’s leading Jews – bringing the Middle East conflict terrifyingly close to home.

TV’s The Apprentice boss Sir Alan Sugar and Amy Winehouse record producer Mark Ronson are among prominent names discussed on a fanatics’ website. Labour Peer and pal of Tony Blair Lord Levy, Foreign Secretary David Miliband and Princess Diana’s divorce lawyer Anthony Julius are also understood to be potential targets.

In a very fine piece of investigative journalism (remember that?) Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads, with help from Richard Bartholomew, discovered this story to be a massive hoax perpetrated by a man called Glen Jenvey, a man who has in the past worked with Tory MP Patrick Mercer, the parliamentary counterterrorism subcommittee chairman.

Tim’s reward? To be smeared, to have his mental health impugned, to be accused of being a paedophile, lied about, vilified, stalked, and finally his home address made public on the internet. He has had to involve the police. The harassment continues. Those in a real position to help him put an end to this have, disgracefully and unforgivably, refused to do so.

I’m proud to know Tim well and know something of what he’s been through in the last few months. And all for calling someone on their dangerous bullshit. He deserves much better for doing what a far better resourced press and media should have been doing themselves. He deserves full credit and any damage to his reputation restored.

To those who have helped do this to him or stood by and done nothing by allowing petty disputes get in the way of doing the right thing: it won’t be forgotten. This isn’t a game or an inter-blog spat – this is about a person’s safety and well-being and that of his family. The behaviour of some of the prominent Tories involved in all this is gut-churning.

Tim could do with a hand. You could start here.

I’m Dave Cole and I endorse this message. I’ll be writing to my MP later on.

xD.

Barnbrook shouldn’t have been suspended

The fearmongering, lying, racist Richard Barnbrook should not be suspended from Barking & Dagenham council.

As Adam ‘Tory Troll’ Bienkov reports, the decision was handed down by a joint standards committee between the GLA and B&D council. Barnbrook put up a mendacious video saying there had been three stabbings in three weeks in LB Barking & Dagenham when there hadn’t and didn’t take the video down when its falsehood was pointed out to him by the police.

Barnbrook and the BNP try to capitalise on knife crime by making facts up and creating London’s Mothers Against Knives – a BNP front group that just coincidentally had a logo very similar to the actual Mothers Against Knives.

Otherwise, the remedial measures I think are rather appropriate. From the GLA, they are formal censure; a requirement to apologise on the GLA website and on his personal blog; to undergo training on ethics and standards in public life. From B&D, they are suspension for one calendar month without pay; requirement to apologise; failure to apologise leading to indefinite suspension. I’m sure that the press and blogs will cover it. The Evening Standard will, with a bit of luck, splash it on its posters.

I simply that is wrong in principle for anyone to be able to cashier an elected representative other than the electorate. Moreover, it makes it far too easy for aspersions to be cast on spurious grounds – and yes, I am thinking back to Ken’s mayoralty here. If an elected representative has to be removed, let there be a recall election, not a second-guessing of democracy.

xD.

David Aaronovitch at Skeptics in the Pub London

The speaker at this month’s Skeptics in the Pub London was David Aaronovitch, speaking on his new book, Voodoo Histories and the subject of conspiracy theories more generally.

It was an enjoyable evening, and Aaronovitch made a cogent set of interesting arguments – I will probably buy his book – but I can’t help but feel that is lacked a certain killer punch.

I was pleased to see that Simon Singh was in attendance, and that the emphatic support he received was in no way bogus.

Below the fold are my impression of the evening.

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Quote of the day

In the middle of Leicester Square is a statue of William Shakespeare. It depicts him with a scroll with (as a quick Google reveals) a line from Twelfth Night IV ii:

There is no darkness but ignorance

Which strikes me as a pretty good motto.

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On the plinth is the legend

This enclosure was purchased, laid out and decorated as a garden by Albert Grant Esqre M.P. and conveyed by him on the 2nd July 1874 to the Metropolitan Board of Works to be preserved for ever for the free use and enjoyment of the public.

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From Wikipedia:

In 1848, Leicester Square was the subject of the land-law case of Tulk v. Moxhay. The plot’s previous owner had agreed upon a covenant not to erect buildings. However, the law would not allow purchasers who were not ‘privy’ to the initial contract to be bound by subsequent promises. The judge, Lord Cottenham, decided that future owners could be bound by promises to abstain from activity. Otherwise, a buyer could sell land to himself to undermine an initial promise. Arguments continued about the fate of the garden, with Tulk’s heirs erecting a wooden hoarding around the property in 1873. Finally, in 1874 the flamboyant Albert Grant (1830–1899) purchased the outstanding freeholds and donated the garden to the Metropolitan Board of Works, laying out a garden at his own expense. The title passed to the succeeding public bodies and is now in the ownership of the City of Westminster.

Apologies for the quality of the photos – camera phone!

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EasyCouncil and Ryanborough

The London Evening Standard carries a headline that is worth repeating.

Ryanair makes £500m on extras

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It is worth repeating because the model of budget airlines has been mooted by certain Tories involved in local government as an appropriate model.

I don’t know about you, but when I fly, I like to take a bag (up to £70 on Ryanair). I might want to check it in (up to £30). I might even want to pay online (unspecified surcharge).

One way that budget airlines make their money is by charging for things that you don’t absolutely need. It is possible to travel without luggage checked into the hold. The great bulk of people do want to have hold luggage.

Another way that budget airlines – particularly EasyJet – make money is by offering the best prices for people who pay early with consequently higher prices for those who pay closer to travelling.

Translate this to council-provided services. Do you really need your bins collected every week? Because it’ll cost you fifty quid. Do you really need a breakfast club at your school? Because it’ll cost you twenty quid. Do you really want to pay your council tax online? Because that’ll cost you a fiver.

Are you middle-class enough to be able to manage your finances that you can pay your council tax four months in advance? Have a discount. Otherwise…

I don’t mind state service providers paying more for better services. I have paid extra to have my passport turned around in a day (very good service, by the way) and I often send packages by registered post or special delivery.

I object to state service providers giving a service at the absolute bare minium and charging for the service that people reasonably need.

Ultimately, it it easy to decide to fly bmi instead of Ryanair. It’s rather harder to move from one local council to another. The effect of the equivalent of the £500m made by Ryanair on extras is to increase charges and decrease council tax. It is deeply regressive.

xD.

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PPERA imprints and Twitter

Political wonks will be familiar, at the bottom of every piece of election literature (including stickers and t-shirts), with an imprint along the lines of

Printed and promoted by Anne Agent on behalf of Can D’Date, both of 29 Acacia Avenue, Dandytown.

I believe that’s a requirement under the Political Parties, Elections and Referendum Act 2000 (PPERA). I know various candidates who, during election time, carry a similar imprint on their blog. I have two questions; is there a similar requirement for tweets and, if so, what would it look like

Mark Park of Lib Dem Voice has a partial answer.

PPERA 143 (6) says

The Secretary of State may, after consulting the Commission, by regulations make provision for and in connection with the imposition of requirements as to the inclusion in material falling within subsection (1)(b) of the following details, namely—

(a) the name and address of the promoter of the material; and

(b) the name and address of any person on behalf of whom the material is being published (and who is not the promoter).

A simple solution would be to allow political parties to set up a website (with a short url!). It could then, in a similar way to sites like bit.ly. You could have li.uk/aaa for an imprint from a Labour candidate, who happened to be assigned ‘aaa’. Whaddya think, Mark?

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Depression, Brown and Staines

Paul ‘Guido Fawkes’ Staines says that Gordon Brown may be taking an anti-depressant of the MAOI class; apparently the story is doing the rounds of the Westminster village. The article goes to show what a little shit Paul Staines is.

Begin brief rant

Mental illness is not a lot of fun. It’s also poorly understood by a lot of people. Staines has decided to make taking medication for depression be ‘pill-popping’ and to make the pills seem riven with side-effects. This pisses me off mightily, mostly because when I was first prescribed an anti-depressant, it scared the hell out of me and I wandered around with it in my pocket for three days before plucking up the courage to take the damn thing. Instead of ignoring what is by any standards a non-story, Staines uses it as a convenient stick with which to beat a political opponent, irrespective of its veracity or the broader effects of his way of discussing mental illness.

End brief rant

Firstly the science.

According to Dr Staines, MAOIs

are very rarely prescribed since the arrival of Prozac derivatives, used only sparingly when dealing with severely depressed patients.

ORLY?

newer MAOIs such as selegiline and moclobemide provide a safer alternative and are now sometimes used as first-line therapy

Thankyou, twelve seconds on Wikipedia. I’m not going to prescription advice from Staines. He’s not a doctor and doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I’ll check in the BNF when I’m back at home.

Secondly, the history.

When Kjell Magne Bondevik was suffering a depressive episode, he took three weeks leave to recuperate. Norway did not fall apart. Anne Enger Lahnstein became acting PM while he was away, and then everything went back to normal with perhaps a slightly better understanding of depression. There is a former PM of the UK who also suffered from depressive episodes – one Winston Churchill. The memo appears not to have reached Staines – depression can be managed effectively. Having depression doesn’t mean you can’t do your job.

Thirdly, the morality.

He has the audacity to use his ‘Is Brown Bonkers?’ image. Depression is an evil disease, but to describe someone suffering from it as ‘bonkers’ is not just crude, it’s flat wrong and makes life just a little bit harder for sufferers. Staines describes Brown’s use of antidepressants as ‘alleged’. It’s not a crime.

I was under the impression that private health matters generally stayed private. Funnily enough, I don’t consider Paul Staines innuendo enough of a reason to change that. If Brown is suffering from depression, I hope he improves soon. I hope no-one gives Staines the time of day when he tries to portray Brown as dangerously unstable.

xD.

Update 1655: Penny Red weighs in.

UKIP’s European allies

The United Kingdom Independence Party are the largest members of the Europe of Freedom and Democracy group in the European Parliament. Amongst their European allies are Dansk Folkeparti (DF or the Danish People’s Party).

DF have published an advert:

After you’ve finished finding the poor photo manipulation (look at the swords…), it’s worth reading the text. In English, it reads:

Headline
NO to large mosques in Danish Cities!
GUARANTEE

Text
As a bolt of lightning from a clear and peaceful Danish summer sky, the politicians in the City of Copenhagen the other day decided to construct a large mosque in the middle of town.
Only the Danish People’s Party Voted against!
The money comes from, among others, the terror-regime Iran, but none of the other parties cared about that.
In three years another giant mosque – on Amager and financed by the dictatorship Saudi Arabia – a reality, if the citizens don’t say stop.
In other Danish towns there are plans*
We give you a guarantee: The more representatives from the Danish People’s Party that get into/are elected to your city council at the November 17th elections, the more resistance against the strongholds of Islamism there will be, also in your city

under the picture
Vote Danish – locally as well

* my correspondent says that this most likely refers to the local-planning regulations, i.e. there are plans which don’t allow for the building of large mosques. But then again, they also don’t allow for large malls either.

The advert also appears on DF’s website under the headline ‘terrorist lairs’.

The Conservatives would not allow the Danish People’s Party (or the Italian Northern League) to join the EC&R group because of their open xenophobia. UKIP seem to have no such problems.

The thirteen UK MEPs sit alongside nine from Italy’s Lega Nord, two each from Lithuania’s Order & Justice Party, the Greek Popular Orthodox Rally and the Danish People’s Party and one each from the True Finns, Mouvement pour la France, the Netherlands’ Reformed Political Party and the Slovak National Party.

My suspicion is that UKIP may become nuttier without a recognisable, charismatic leader like Nigel Farage. I hope they don’t go for the anti-Islam meme that their Danish allies have.

xD.

A tip of the hat to my good friend and all round bad-ass, David Willumsen, for sending me the link and the translation

Conserving and progressing

Donal Blaney writes about a sort of division within the Conservative Party. In short, Mr Blaney objects to a large part of David Cameron’s repositioning of his party as progressive conservatives. The bulk of his argument is that liberalism and fascism both descend from progressivism, and so are alike. I may well pick up a copy of the “searing tome” he mentions, Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning, by Jonah Goldberg.

The idea that the descendant must be fundamentally the same as the ancestor philosophy, or other descendants, is flat wrong. Aristotle studied under Plato, but said “so good riddance to Plato and his forms, for they make no more sense than singing la la la”. The Young Hegelians were at odds with the Old Hegelians, and neither would have agreed with Marx. Even amongst followers of Marx, you have to account for the likes of Georges Sorel.

To say, then, that Tony Blair is in hock to the thinking of Lenin is about as fair as to say that all conservatives would have supported slavery.

The specific example – that liberalism and fascism descend from progressivism – is similarly a load of rot. Progressivism is an ill-defined word, but starts to come into play in the late nineteenth century. Liberalism in one sense dates from rather earlier – Locke’s Two Treatises date from 1689 – while the ‘other’ form of liberalism (in the American sense of the state supporting the unfortunate) could, after a fashion, be said to date from the 1597 Act for the Relief of the Poor. If that is too much, the Corn Law Rhymer, Ebenezer Elliott, was able to write in the mid nineteenth century

What is a communist? One who hath yearnings
For equal division of unequal earnings:
Idler, or bungler, or both, he is willing
To fork out his penny, and pocket your shilling.

If that is too abstract, Thomas Paine was arguing for a welfare state and progressive taxation to prevent the creation of a hereditary aristocracy in The Rights of Man of 1791.

Fascism is a similarly piebald term, but it is, I would argue, the third to emerge as it is only possible, as I understand it, in a modern, industrial society. In short, his analysis is conceptually and factually wrong.

In any case, Progressive Conservatism is nothing new. John Diefenbaker was elected Prime Minister of Canada in 1957 as a Progressive Conservative, while Teddy Roosevelt was a Republican and then a Progressive.

Blaney continues:

Progressivism is diametrically opposed to everything that conservatives believe in

The Conservative Party has always been a coalition of interests; at the moment, it has one-nation, traditionalist and Thatcherite1 wings. This is true of the other parties (the LibDems have the Orange Bookers and social democrats, while Labour has Campaign Group, Compass and Progress). What’s interesting is the source of Blaney’s rights:

‘God-given or natural, fundamental freedoms inherent in my being a free-born Englishman’

It would be fascinating to hear an enumeration of those rights; I suspect that they would be neither natural nor fundamental, but contingent on the existence of a state. Unless the almighty gives different rights to those born English and Ethiopian, they cannot be natural; unless the creator brands at birth the slave and lets the yeoman go free, they cannot be fundamental.

In other words, the source of Donal’s rights is verbiage. The question is whether he speaks just for the Thatcherite part of his party, or the others.

Much of Donal’s paean to conservativism is then a roll call of people and quotes. I would simply answer: what of Havel, Walesa, Dubcek and Horn?

I have a quote, too:

O Liberty, liberty! what crimes are committed in thy name!

– Mme Roland.

Blaney sets up a dichotomy between conservatism and progressivism and tries to say that the latter is tantamount to fascism, thus coming awfully close to an invocation of Godwin’s Law. As I hope I’ve shown, this is bunk as descent does not mean what he thinks it means and, in any case, isn’t there. From Donal’s point of view, Cameron’s positions mean he cannot be a conservative; I think it’s rather more likely that the positions advocated by Blaney are pretty far from the mainstream of conservatism. I hope so, as if I’m wrong, the zeitgeist of the British Conservative party is similar to the GOP in the US.

xD.

1 – I deliberately say ‘Thatcherite’ rather than ‘neo-liberal’ as the emphasis on liberty in neo-liberalism is at odds with the social conservatism of Thatcher.

The International Code of Twitter Signals

The joy of Twitter comes from its brevity. You can quickly read a few tweets and publish one yourself while you’re waiting for that PDF to open or for the 8.02 to arrive at Stevenage. However, I’m sure we’ve all been in the situation where we have something we desperately need to tell the world but don’t have time to type out those one hundred and forty characters. This can be simply solved by nanoblogging using the the International Code of Twitter Signals (INTERTWIT).

As you may well know, the International Code of Signals (INTERCO) allows merchant and naval vessels to communicate important messages about the state of a vessel and the intent of its master or commander when there are language barriers.

For instance, raising the flags AD would mean

International Code of Signals signal flags for ad“I am abandoning my vessel which has suffered a nuclear accident and is a possible source of radiation danger.”

while AX1 (that old chestnut) is a pithy way of saying

International Code of Signals signal flags for ax1“Shall I train my searchlight nearly vertical on a cloud, intermittently if possible, and, if your aircraft is seen, deflect the beam upwind and on the water to facilitate your landing?”

Taking my inspiration from INTERCO, I have made a start by developing the following INTERTWIT signals (or ‘INTERTWITSIGS’ for short)

  • PRT – Please retweet
  • SP – Another spammer has followed me
    • SP1 – Another spammer has followed me offering service of a sexual nature
    • SP2 – Another spammer has followed me offering homeopathic treatments
    • SP3 – Another spammer has followed me offering HOT STOCK TIPS!
    • SP4 – Another spammer has followed me offering 100 followers a day
  • OYS – I wish the person in front of me would realise that, having failed to open the gates on the first three attempts, their Oyster card is unlikely to work on the fourth attempt
  • LNK – This link assuaged the awful banality of my existence for a few seconds and, as I believe your existence to be similarly banal, might do the same for you
  • LOL – Check out this h1larious LOLcat !!!1!1!!
  • CRY – Is your work as soul-destroyingly repetitive as mine?
  • SPT – So, that local sports team. Go Mallards!
  • CAP – I wish people wouldn’t use capitals all the time.
  • FRY – I am Stephen Fry. Look on my Twitter followers, ye mighty, and despair!
  • FOL – #FollowFriday
  • INC – The conversation you are having on Twitter looks quite interesting but I can’t be bothered to go back and read it all. Can I join in anyway?
  • ZUY – A famous person has followed me on Twitter. W00t!
  • POL – Please retweet this tweet if you are politically aware
    • POL1 – Please retweet this tweet if you are a member or sympathiser of a socialist party
    • POL2 – Please retweet this tweet if you are a member or sympathiser of a conservative party
    • POL3 – Please retweet this tweet if you are a member or sympathiser of a liberal party
  • THU – Remarkable weather conditions over [area]
  • ELP – Have just seen Elvis Presley
  • ELPSAL – Have just watched Elvis Presley ride Shergar to victory in the Atlantis 50 Guineas. Trainer: Lord Lucan

By using INTERTWIT, we will not only have more time to tweet, but will be able to share our lives with people who don’t even speak our language. Never again will your witty tweet be foiled by needing 157 characters; you can just look up the relevant section of INTERTWIT. You can even combine INTERTWIT codes, so that ZUI INC would indicate that, now you’ve been followed by someone famous, you demand entry into this conversation.

In emergencies, INTERCO and INTERTWIT could be combined, so that PRT CB3 would mean

I require immediate assistance; I have a serious disturbance on board. Please retweet

In order to distinguish between INTERCO and INTERTWIT signals, it may be necessary to prepend INTERTWITSIGs with a distinctive mark, or tag. It is not clear what this should be.

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The idea for this came from Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens:

His questing finger moved slowly down the page, and stopped. Good old International Maritime Codes. They’d been devised eighty years before, but the men in those days had really thought hard about the kind of perils that might possibly be encountered on the deep. He picked up his pen and wrote down: “XXXV QVVX.” Translated, it meant: “Have just found Lost Continent of Atlantis. High Priest has just won quoits contest.”