Every Monday during the university term at ULU, I play for a team called the Kim Jong-il Appreciation Society in the pub quiz league. Said team has won the league for this term, the prizes being cocktails top trumps, playing cards, a keyring, a hangover eyemask and a hipflask, all branded with Jack Daniel’s (except the keyring, which is Smirnoff). Best of all, though, was a case of beer for each of the six people in the team.
Amusingly, the Jack Daniel’s Cocktails Top Trumps has, on the back, a warning that it is not suitable for children under three. Give that four-year-old a Manhattan.
Just for the record, the final points were:
28 – We Are Scientists
33 – Five Geographers but one of them’s Lost
49 – Lego Fan Club
59 – Team Titwank
68 – The Winning Team
72 – The Left Bollock Collection Fund
83 – Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap
85 – The Hollow Brains
89 – The Kim Jong-il Appreciation Society
xD.
The Kim Jong-il Appreciation Society team members are clearly superior human beings. FACT.
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