The Pennsylvania Republican party have run an advert where the ‘O’ of Obama’s surname is replaced with a hammer and sickle in a circle. Just for the avoidance of doubt, I thought I’d do a little list of ways in which Barack Obama is different from the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
| CPSU | Barack Obama |
| Ran a country through one-party rule | Has never run a country through one-party rule |
| Killed up to sixty million kulaks | Has never killed up to sixty million kulaks |
| Signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with Nazi Germany | Has never signed any pacts with Nazi Germany |
| Crushed uprisings in Hungary and Czechoslovakia | Has never crushed uprisings in Hungary and Czechoslovakia |
| Ran a command economy | Runs a free market economy |
| Persecuted Christians and executed Orthodox priests | Is a Christian |
Do I really need to continue? OK, Republicans, we get it. You think Obama is allowing the federal government to grow too large. This does not make him a communist.
xD.